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- DANCE WITH THE DEVIL
- by Kirk Douglas
- Random House; 306 pages; $19.95
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- The jutting jaw, the breaking voice, the intense glare have
- long made Kirk Douglas a favorite of stand-up mimics. At age
- 73 he has finally decided to join their ranks. In his first
- novel, Dance with the Devil, Douglas offers impressions of
- Harold Robbins and Judith Krantz.
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- There is the calorific opening scene: "He felt like a
- teenager -- eager to plunge into her, unable to hold back." The
- cumbrous exposition: "He always imagined that people were
- making fun of him behind his back, which was sometimes true."
- The colliding metaphors: "He was in good hands. He had his foot
- in the door." And below all, the implausible plot.
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- Danny Dennison is a name-brand film director with a dark
- secret: he is really Moishe Neumann, survivor of a Nazi death
- camp. After the war he buried his identity along with his
- ethnicity. The world now regards him as an all-American maker
- of movies and starlets. But in the world of the best seller,
- when a protagonist rises too high, a pair of lustrous eyes are
- just around the corner. These belong to Luba, a sensuous young
- actress with her own hidden background of European tragedy. She
- triggers memories of his murdered family. Dennison holds them
- back for 18 chapters while he deals with his ex-wife, his
- anti-Semitic father-in-law, his estranged daughter, and a
- series of Celluloid City sharks circling the swimming pool
- until the denouement.
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- Douglas' 1988 autobiography, The Ragman's Son, features a
- combination of gusto and raw intelligence. Dance with the Devil
- is reminiscent of those studio-bound productions with
- twice-breathed dialogue and a B-movie cast. If Kirk Douglas of
- Beverly Hills had worked only for directors like Danny
- Dennison, he could still be Issur Danielovitch of Amsterdam,
- N.Y.
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- By Stefan Kanfer.
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